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Its inner walls are made of cells of supple, elastic polyethylene with a velvety surface. Pour a cup of soapy water over you, push the start button, close your eyes and take a deep breath. The cells quickly fill with warm gel in varying proportions squeezing them into every crevice, crack and cranny
and causing a peristaltic rub-a-dub-dub of your body.
For 15 seconds you’ll be squished about, forward, backward, right, left, up and down like a hapless Chihuahua astray in an eager embrace of obese lesbians. Rinse, towel off and take a glance at your blood pressure that has been measured while bathing.
Buckminster Fuller's shower
http://www.wnet.org/bucky/bathroom.html
Another way to shower with only a cupfull of water. [hippo, Nov 15 2004]
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But if you didn't [oniony] you would have just come out and said so.... |
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There are websites for this kind of thing. Apparantly. |
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There's an image I am *never* going to be able to remove from my mind. Damn you, [FarmerJohn], you are a menace to right-thinking, decent folks everywhere! + |
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There are right-thinking, decent folks on the HB? |
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Man sneezes in peristaltic shower. Film at eleven. |
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I had a *very* disturbing night's sleep thanks to this idea. |
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Hmm....fat soapy lesbians wrestling a chihuahua...not an image I needed... |
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<adds more water - tries to fit two people in it> |
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Is there room in there for another gerbil? |
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Replace the obese lesbians with attractive, heterosexual ladies and the Chihuahua with me and....[+] |
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God, why am I thinking of tentacles right now? |
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Still, this has potential. Just won't be used by your target market :) |
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Contract rinse shower? Most people, including the Chinese, simply soak theirs. I swear by extended wear even under pressure. |
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must be how bubble gum feels when we're chewing it around our mouths |
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What's a Chihuahua ashtray? |
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Still looking for those websites, [hippo]. |
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//Contract rinse shower? Most people, including the Chinese, simply soak theirs. I swear by extended wear even under pressure// |
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What in the sam hill are you on about? |
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