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Why on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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Petrol-powered leaf blowers are LOUD. What if bellows
were attached to the feet, and walking created air
pressure through a tube? What if leaf blowing folks had
to DANCE to get the pressure they need to vanquish
the leaves? What if they danced away the debris? What
||I'd be happy anyway, I don't know what else would happen.
||This'll go great with my pogo-stick leaf mulcher...
||Insufficient use of low-flashpoint volatile accelerants in an ill-considered and highly inadvisable way. [-]