Bi-Lobal Omni-Bus

Here I was, sitting at the stop waiting for the bus again. But instead of my normal metal smoker, a gigantic gooey mass came oozing down the street. It didn't stop for me, rather it just ran me over and assimilated me as well as the other passengers. After the initial shock, I realized I was being slowly digested. Luckily I only travel across the river and a few stops further. At this point I pulled the integrated rip-cord (have to search for them, you do). A puff of liquid nitrogen at the front lobe stopped the blob long enough for me to swim my way out and back into fresh air.

Only then do I realize that my shoes have gone missing.