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Billboards of Seduction can only be placed where they won't cause a
serious distraction to passing motorists. This is because they are very
successful at their job, which is causing a distraction and seducing
They advertise products in the usual and most successful way, ie by
images of female faces that have slightly larger than usual
eyes, which create eye contact with their observers. That's all
standard stuff, but the big difference is that the eyelids are linked
to vanes which make them flutter in the wind, and cause the lips to
swell, part slghtly and periodically pout.
||I have to stop reading into things then.
||How about a male windsock version for the ladies?
||Some ladies like looking at other ladies....
||I get it. A better idea: ads that are made entirely from material that's fluttering in the wind, vanes instead of pixels.