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Hardcore skinheads could effectively scalp themselves, exposing skull just above the ears all the way around. Some sort of head band could go around the healing skin/flesh until it closed up. Instead of head tattoos they could simply apply their symbols on with crayon, texta, biro etc. .
But what
to do then with the remaining scalp?
perhaps a crude lager recepticle, sporran, or two joined together for a novel game of netball etc
The story of Mad Dog Morgan
http://www.dinkumau...%20Dog%20Morgan.htm
This is a true story, made into a very poor movie. [UnaBubba, Mar 18 2001]
Trepanation
http://www.trepanation.com/
It doesn't get much more hardcore than this. [egnor, Mar 18 2001]
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Really hardcore idiots could even remove the bone above ear-level exposing their brains.
But what to do then with the remaining skull? Perhaps an ashtray or a soup bowl. |
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1. Exposing their *brains*?
2. Remember how Mad Dog Morgan, the bushranger, lost his scrotal sac to the police commissioner, who had it tanned and made into a tobacco pouch when they finally caught and killed him?
| UnaBubba,
Mar 18 2001, last modified Mar 19 2001 |
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I remember seeing some guy on Jenny Jones with screws screwed into his skull in the shape of a mohawk. Pretty hardcore, I'd say. |
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Do you think he had a screw loose? |
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A skinhead exposing his brain would be like Barbie's friend Ken becoming a flasher. |
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For some reason I've always thought Ken was probably gay. |
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Moving right along, how come there isn't a skinhead version of Humpty-Dumpty? He could stay pretty much as he was before his unfortunate accident, just with felt-marker slogans on his noggin, like "Your father was a chicken too!" and "Breakfast before Dishonour" or "Egg Whites Only" |
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Well Peter, that explodes my mental image of you. |
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The link confirms my darkest fears. |
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Indeed... I had always envisioned PeterSealy as sort of a
cross between Mr. Wick and Mr. Bean... the shaved head
thing completely blows that out of the water though. |
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Am I the only person who had never envisioned PeterSealy? |
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Now I have a thuggish-looking guy with a bullbog face, Buddy Holly glasses, tight black jeans and 7 identical black rollneck fisherman's rib woollen sweaters (one for each day of the week). That's it, no more little voices! Stop it! Everybody, out of the pool... NOW! |
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Back to the concept at hand. If the skinheads had some careful surgery they could have the scalp in place until they stretched it down to the ear line mentioned as the original incision line. This would allow them to expose their skulls whenever they wished to appear more menacing. |
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Then I guess we'd have to call them Boner Heads? |
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When it was rolled back up they'd look like Grandpa Simpson. |
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Excellent idea, Unabubba, the skin flaps and exposed skull
would make it a lot easier to beat the living kanocka out
of any idiot Boner Head. Just grab the flap, pull
downward... |
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... over his eyes and go to town. Gotcha, I like it. This would have saved me a lot of grief in my youth. |
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The only hard information I had spotted on PeterSealy's
appearance prior to this topic was his admission (under
Smoke Detecting Nose) that his nose wasn't beige.
So all I assumed was dark skin. |
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from PS, Mar. 19: "I don't go around kicking people's heads in" |
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That's the part that really blows *my* image of PeterSealy. |
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No, he probably doesn't. But he puts a lot of dents in various egos. |
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have shiny transparent plastic on your head as in 5th Element
[zorg and some of his minions] |
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Does anybody find this topic disgusting? |
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