Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Bottoculars

bottle binocular kit
 
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Contents:
- two soda pop bottles with specially ground bottoms and filled with your choice of carbonated cola, lemon or orange beverage
- hinged, plastic, snap-loc, two bottle, parallel holder
- adjustable, telescoping, bottleneck lenses
- faux naugahyde, self-adhesive, bottle labels

Enjoy a refreshing drink, enjoy another, assemble your Bottoculars and view the world and others from closer up. Adult version features beer bottles for a whole evening of observing more attractive, magnified girls/guys.

FarmerJohn, Jun 12 2004

Other novelty binoculars http://www.coolanim...id=1516&p_catid=165
Not really related, but I saw some recently. Is "cute" reason enough for a link? [half, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Barnoculars http://www.fakecrap...ts/barnoculars.html
The exact opposite of your idea - binoculars that can be used as beer bottles... [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       Cute. Make them!
DrCurry, Jun 12 2004
  

       ? What can you deduce by seeing two women drinking at a baseball park?   

       A. Either it's the bottom of the fifth, or the bags are loaded. Hahaheh.
dpsyplc, Jun 12 2004
  

       Wonderful multi-use product.
Worldgineer, Nov 05 2004
  

       At first glance I thought that said 'buttnoculars'.   

       Should have been interesting.
Pseudonym #3, Nov 05 2004
  

       As would have been botoxculars.
Worldgineer, Nov 05 2004
  
      
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