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For those of us with thick and luxuriant flowing hair, showering
be a bit of a tiresome experience. After applying one's shampoo,
conditioner, and assorted other haircare products, it's simply a
hassle to rinse them all out. It takes quite a while, not to mention
some concerted scrubbing,
and the whole time the shower has to
pointed directly at your head. As a result, the water tends to drip
down one side of the body, leaving the other side to get cold.
No longer with the Brainwasher! This helmet extends on a
retractable cord from the ceiling of the shower to fit neatly over
your head. Inside, the high power rotating jets activate, quickly
removing all of the chemical residue from your glorious mane. All
the while, the regular shower nozzle continues to operate,
you nice and warm throughout your cleansing ritual.
Since the temperature is adjustable indepently from the main
nozzle, an optional invigorator mode provides utility for even
less hirsute bather. A blast of cold water on your head while your
body stays nice and warm provides just the jumpstart you need to
get going in the morning. Who needs coffee, when you have the
||...or you could just stick your head in the dishwasher.