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Bug Zapper Bulbs

Electrified light bulb turns any lamp into a bug zapper.
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The problem with bug zappers is that they're ugly and they compete with other sources of light. The Bug Zapper Bulb solves both problems by turning any standard light fixture into a stylish bug zapper.

Anyone with an englobed ceiling fan fixture knows this works--when you replace the bulb there's invariably a collection of dead bugs in the globe. The Bug Zapper Bulb merely takes the proven principle and ups the lethality.

If electrical shock is too humane for you, the kill mechanism can instead be a bunch of tiny rotating knives. These lop off limbs and wings, leaving the crippled bugs to suffer a slow lingering amputee death.

Either way, your existing lamp shades conceal these weapons of miniature destruction from your wife and guests.

IJK, Mar 21 2007

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       Why the cruelty to insects?
xenzag, Mar 21 2007
  

       Would make the bedroom floor crunchy to walk on.
skinflaps, Mar 21 2007
  

       //Would make the bedroom floor crunchy to walk on.// sp. "crunchier"
coprocephalous, Mar 21 2007
  

       And when you empty the globe you encounter the maimed survivors of the cannibalistic amputee bug culture you have created in the light fixture. The fate of the world is in your hands.
Galbinus_Caeli, Mar 21 2007
  

       Bug Puree in my lamp shade...I'm not cleaning that...no way.
Blisterbob, Mar 21 2007
  

       bob, just put down some saran wrap before you install it.
Smurfsahoy, Mar 21 2007
  
      
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