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Bumper 2 Bumper Slaplicator

creative labeling is the name of the game
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I am always profiling and creatively labeling other drivers if you do the same well then this is for you.

This is a bumper sticker printer and in transit application apparatus. Constructed into the bumper of your car is a printer driven by a phone application that allows you to call out a message to print, print and then apply.

Once printed you would maneuver your vehicle behind the driver that needs labeling and then deploy the bumper sticker slaplicator arm that slaps the sticker into place on the vehicle that you are positioned behind.

Yes there will be a standard library of creative names and messages in place. However instant creative labeling is the name of the game

vfrackis, Dec 03 2015

Surreptitious_20Bumperstickerator redundant [xenzag, Dec 04 2015]

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       [+] I take one   

       I profile while driving too, but I have often pondered a more malicious device. Mount paintball gun barrels to the underside of the hood of your car. Then create actuators that lift the hood just enough to expose the barrels and fire away. Possible safety features would include reinforced actuator brackets to prevent air from rushing under the hood and causing it to completely open.
evilpenguin, Dec 03 2015
  

       + for "slapicator". I would like a "slapicator" to slap some stuff on my husband.
blissmiss, Dec 03 2015
  

       Yes this slapicator would have many uses. Instant creative labeling is indeed the name of the game.
bungston, Dec 03 2015
  

       + This is great. Although tailgaters really annoy me and I would have to let them pass me to slap one on! I can deal with that I guess.
xandram, Dec 04 2015
  

       I knew this was familiar.... See link. Sorry [vfrackis]
xenzag, Dec 04 2015
  

       That one only has a set of pre-made stickers. This one has the novel aspect of "instant creative labeling".
notexactly, Dec 04 2015
  

       It should be added as a small annotation to the original idea.
xenzag, Dec 04 2015
  

       oh no sorry DesertFox
vfrackis, Dec 05 2015
  

       Why is this thing not called a Slapstick?
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 05 2015
  

       Because its not a slapstick it's a slaplicator
vfrackis, Dec 05 2015
  

       That's an excellent reason.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 05 2015
  
      
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