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Cannibals are not famous for obesity. How about we adopt a similar diet that is high in protein and fat but low in carbohydrate?
Weight should drop off.
PS I have just heard that some geezer called Atkins has stolen this idea from the cannibals and made a pile of money out of it. The cannibals
are really pissed about this. Warn him somebody.
PPS I used to be "Cockroach" but lost my password beneath a kitchen unit
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so the cannibal diet IS the atkins diet? if so it is baked. |
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the problem with the atkins diet (or one of them) is an imbalance in salts e.g. a deficiency in calcium and potassium. |
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are you very sure that computer: virus is the right category for this? |
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Is there a mfd for not having a clue what you're talking about? Not sure 'bad science' applies here but something should... "let's all" maybe? |
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Atkins is nothing like cannibalism. You really should look up the definition of "cannibal" and "carnivore" sometime, and revel in the difference. |
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One of them involves eating human beings, the other does not. A minor point, perhaps, but worth mentioning. |
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[Po]: My careless mistake. Sorry about the wrong category.
[waugsqueke]: Do I actually say eat human flesh? NO! |
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Human flesh is in fact a perfectly balanced food source - remember the Andes plane crash-except for fibre. So eat celery as well- its good for brain dunking. |
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Some of you take things too seriously. Develop a sense of humour instead |
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wasn't there a cannibal that had to run himself up some bigger size trousers. he had pigged out somewhat. |
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this is *still* baked with the atkins diet, sorry. |
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Canni B: Man, I've got a stomachache.
Al: Did you eat anything out of the ordinary?
Canni B: A missionary. Nothing new.
Al: How did you cook him?
Canni B: Boiled, as usual.
Al: Tall, thin, wearing a black robe with a white collar?
Canni B: Nope - short, fat, balding, and wore a brown robe.
Al: Ah ha! There's your problem, you shouldn't have boiled him. That was a Friar! |
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// Do I actually say eat human flesh? NO! // |
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Yes you do. It's 50% of the title of your idea. What else could you possibly mean by "cannibalism"? Since you posted the idea on a site frequented by other humans, the meaning is clear. If this were a ducks only site, things would be different. |
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//remember the Andes plane crash// |
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Survival is *not* the same as *being* a cannibal. |
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//Some of you take things too seriously. Develop a sense of humour instead// |
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I might if I found plane crashes to be funny, but theyre not. Fishbone. |
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<pedant> Actually it was more commonly contracted by the women and children who prepared the brains for consumption </pedant> |
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The mind is a terrible thing to taste. |
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