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Car Boot Boot
Permanently attached parking violation boots to the ground below. | |
Kit comes complete with tools you need to free your tire from
the
parking enforcment boot they put on your car and everthing you
need to attach the boot to the street. Drill, expansion mollys
and
chain.
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Very "stick it to the man" [+] |
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(Looks at notes, mumbles quietly under breath while
reading.) Let's see... free car... attach boot to road...
stick it to the man.... Yes, that's it. |
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Imagines Dr R. beaming at his success in attaching the clamp to the ground, and then going... aaah... you're meant to release it from your tyre first... aaah... ummm... Help me out here Officer I seem to have got myself into a bit of a pickle eh what downcher know me ole mucker matey? feck. |
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But at least no sniper bones. |
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Remember kids: "Bone it? Own it." |
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A message from Bunzy and Bonezy, the Halfbakery cartoon
character mascots. |
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...AngleGrinderMan appears!
<with some theme song he hasn't decided on yet> |
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...but will be inspirational and totally epic when he finally does. |
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...except you can't quite make out the lyrics, or the tune, over the noise of the grinding. |
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//...AngleGrinderMan appears!
<with some theme song he hasn't decided on
yet>// |
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(theme song music starts) |
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"Angle Grinder Man, what's that in your hand?" |
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"It's an angle grinder ma'm!" |
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"No I mean the other hand." |
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"I've got a nervous habit where I grab my junk,
but I'm here to free that boot from that Dr3 punk!" |
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Get it? I've added quirky depth to the Angle
Grinder Man's character. (He used to be a baseball pitcher
and that's what they do.) |
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There, now at least I've earned that sniper bone
that just dropped. |
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