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Care labels on the outside

Attracts mates by saying "I know how to do my own laundry"
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I have a shirt that is very comfortable, except it has a very scratchy care label on the inside, right above one of my hips. I would like it to be softer and/or behind my neck, but it also inspired me to think of putting the care label on the outside.


notexactly, Feb 03 2018


       Make 'em oversize as part of the fashion. Or maybe the care label is the shirt...
RayfordSteele, Feb 03 2018

       //care label is the shirt...// with wrap around ties.   

       If it's comfortable, it's probably a favourite. Read it, memorize and cut it out.
wjt, Feb 03 2018

       // I would like it to be softer and/or behind my neck //   

       You would like your hip to be softer and/or behind your neck ?   

       That is some seriously advanced yoga you're contemplating there ...
8th of 7, Feb 03 2018

       You must endure the discomfort and consider it a privilege for daring to even entertain the notion that you yourself are worthy of such an incredible garment which should be property of nothing less than a demigod.   

       ...and then you should hand wash it in penance using only one hand while self flagellating with the other using your own shoelaces.   

       Wet or dry shoelaces ?   

       With our without aiglets ?   

       If with, metal or plastic ?   

       These details are important and must not be neglected.
8th of 7, Feb 03 2018

       Wet of course. Aglets are mandatory but their material structure is optional.   

       //their material structure is optional// I had quite a lot of things like that, but I can't seem to find them just now.
pocmloc, Feb 08 2018

       //it has a very scratchy care label on the inside, right above one of my hips// Either you or the shirt is upside-down. Is it Australian ?
FlyingToaster, Feb 08 2018

       I have a few vests like this, and I was sufficiently interested in preventing the painful irritation (the label would end up directly under my belt and on my left side) that I cut the label off. The remaining stub was just as irritating, so I cut that out too, and ended up with a small hole there where the seam was cut. At least it now doesn’t irritate.
Ian Tindale, Feb 08 2018

       Shirley it would have been better just to excise a portion of dermal and adipose tissue on your left side, under your belt ? This would avoid damage to the garment, thus preserving its aesthetics and prolonging its service life.   

       Perhaps a shallow receptacle of folded waxed cardboard could be stapled into the aperture, providing a recess into which the tab would neatly fit ?
8th of 7, Feb 08 2018

       Unpicking the seam and re-sewing, works.
wjt, Feb 10 2018

       //Care labels on the outside// would be great for zoo animals and exotic pets, and would save a lot of anguish.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 10 2018

       // Unpicking the seam and re-sewing //   

       Well if [IT] is assembled using stitched seams, like Frankenstein's monster, it should be easy to fix.   

       We had always suspected that, but it's nice to be proved right.
8th of 7, Feb 10 2018

       i have spent at least four hours of my life unpicking/cutting off care labels from my clothes. To have them on the outside would be conducive to comfort, but ultimately the aesthetic crime of the century. The beef I have with care labels (besides the obvious, impossible-to-ignore scratchiness) is that they are UGLY. If they could only be designed with a kittle more 'care' as their name suggests, in multiple colours, embroidered with funky lettering and icons, or tasseled and even beaded, they could well be proudly displayed on the outside of clothing, thus attracting multiple potential mates, who'd possibly offer to buy one enpven more nicer clothes, with even more nicer care labels on them. One can only hope.
Edie, Feb 15 2018

       I just got some underwear with no tags, just gold print on the butt crack fabric. They should probably print it elsewhere for readability when necessary.
bigsleep, Feb 16 2018

       Well if anyone other than yourself is reading the information, you have a big problem, or then again perhaps not ...
8th of 7, Feb 17 2018

       Maybe that’s how dogs work.
Ian Tindale, Feb 17 2018


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