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Read in the news a few days ago (see 2nd link) that a pair of
from an Arkansas jail by cutting through the bars on the window
with a pair of smuggled in hacksaw blades and climbing down
a pair of mattress covers tied together, secured inside the cell.
ARE YOU FUCKING
ME???????? HAVE THE GUARDS
THIS JAIL REALLY NEVER SEEN A SINGLE BUGS BUNNY
Well folks, that's the big idea. A new mandatory training
for jailhouse guards that includes watching 4 hours of classic
violent cartoons every day for 2 weeks.
Buleep badeep badeep, uh... that's all folks.
The article referred to
This one says they jumped from the 2nd story window, but the original article says they climbed out using tied-together mattress covers. [21 Quest, May 30 2012]
Ahh... here we go.
The original article I referred to [21 Quest, May 30 2012]
|| Just the needed acme products alone would send my taxes through the roof.
||You prefer having a pair of murderers on the loose? How much
tax money do you suppose the ensuing regional manhunt is
going to cost?
||Show them the Shawshank Redemption, The Wooden Horse, Great Escape... [-]
||Good idea, and would be better again if some characters dresses in cartoon costumes did live training, complete with sound effects... qua, qua, qau, qua, boinggggg! [+]
||Wouldn't the prisoners just paint a black circle on the
wall and escape through that?
||Was the hacksaw smuggled in inside a cake? If so, then I agree...[+]
||Or a very heavy looking cake containing an anvil.
||Guard: "What have you put in the cake? Any hash,
coke, speed, that sort of thing?"
Visitor: "Just an anvil."
Guard: "Oh, Advil... I guess that's all right then."
||Absinthe, those movies would certainly be good as part of the
curriculum, but they won't hold folks' attention as long as