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Charlie Brown looks funny because his head, like an infant's, is
too big for his body. Now you too can look just as funny, and
cartoony, with this t-shirt painted with an outline of a full body --
with the same neck line, shoulders and sleeves as your body, but
with a waist painted just
below the nipple line, and pants and
reaching down to the waist. Picture attached.
[JesusHChrist, Dec 31 2013]
||It would be especially funny if you put your arms akimbo
and placed your fists on your fake waist -- right up by your
||Maybe the shirt within the shirt should be painted with the
jagged line like Charlie Brown's
||I like this just as it is, but... if the cartoon body was on a hoodie with marionette-like controls for the little arms and legs hidden in the pockets you'd have a very marketable product with the pre-teen and post teen geeks.
Sign the Marvel hoodie contract first though eh
||Right, marionette legs -- the arms could be your arms or
you could bring the shoulders and arms of the cartoon body
onto the front of the shirt-jacket. Also, you could have
static arms on the front and make the pockets on the front
of the hoodie be little feets that you could wiggle with your
hands in the pockets. Good for nightclubs, the body
outline could be lit up with the legs and feet loose so you
can marionette the feet in time to the music.
||This is one of those "You mean they haven't done this yet?" ideas. [+]
||Next: The kite eating tree!