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Many celebrities pay handsomly for an enema. Rather than let that waste go to waste, as it were, my idea is to bottle it. Then, build a machine to insert the celebrity's poo into someone else's anus (for a fee of course). That way a person could have a bit of their favorite celebrity in them, and
also take the same dump that the celebrity took.
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Celebrity Log Jam, Shirley. |
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That's just shitty and I don't really think it would work.
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...because I don't think you can RE-shit, shit that has been processed in someone else's body. |
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Vagina Jam doesn't seem so bad anymore. |
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I fixed the enema spelling. |
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I think you'd be able to re-shit the shit, because if you shoved it in there, it would have to come out again somehow, and really there's only one way out. |
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OK, we despise the phenomenon of celebrity, but is this idea really the best retort we can come up with? |
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Well, there is another saying--"eat shit"... |
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Disppointed - I thought this was going to be a device that blocked transmission of television signals. |
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(-) because most celebs we read about have an eating disorder of some kind, and I dont think you can shove the runny stuff back up! |
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Eminemenema? That guy provides more shit than anyone. |
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indeed, also the the Black eyed poo's |
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So I won't be able to use this to tinterfere with all the crap newscasters transmit about Paris Hilton? That would be a device worth paying for. |
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As for me, I don't want anything to do with Bob Hope's stool sample, and I hope you won't be advertising this service anywhere I might catch wind of it. |
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//have a bit of their favorite celebrity in them//
Fnaar,Fnaar, C'Yuck! |
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