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Centrifugal Diaper

Lightly assist the little asses
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This is a system, similar to the Blonsky Device, where a baby with diapers is placed on a round table, held down by soft lambskin straps, and powered by an electric motor that gently spins the table around, increasing in speed until the bowels are fully evacuated into the diaper.

The baby can be swiveled in its straps by 180' for centrifugal burping and spit-ups. Collection is achieved by a highly absorptive mouth-nappy.

mylodon, Jul 13 2019

Totally tubular to the max... https://www.cosmopo...2418/lil-baby-xray/
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 13 2019]


       Have you run this one past your wife? Or, failing that, girlfriend? Sister? Mother? Maybe a waitress at Starbucks? OK, maybe a female member of the nursing staff there?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 13 2019

       Lambskin? PETA will never go for this.
We gotcha covered though. [link]


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