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.....and none of them would ever win. |
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//I imagine that the track would be much like a greyhound track// |
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The problem is that the race would be over too quickly to attract any attention. Cheetahs don't have a lot of stamina, they're purely sprinters. They go *very* fast for a very short distance, then they get winded and have to rest. |
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//.....and none of them would ever win.// |
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Maybe not the ones being raced, which have been trained, but the profits that [Xenophile] speaks of could indeed fund impressive conservation programs, resulting in a greater wild population of cheetahs. Possibly, other endangered species could also be raced, which would in turn, given time, result in a greater wild population of that species. [+] |
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To some extent, this was baked in the book/movie "The Swiss Family Robinson", only they were riding the exotic animals in the race. Let's see, there was a zebra, an ostrich... I think an elephant, too. |
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I'm Twisted. :You can't really make a Cat do anything, can you? (I submit to the Abysisinian ref, though I've ne're heard of it.)
It's one way to assure the Cheetah's survival, though --- 4 on biggie (cat speak - corey)?. |
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Cheetahs is a no alcohol served, nude strip club in San Diego. I think these girls are sprinters as well. |
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I nearly missed this but I spotted it in time. |
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//You can't really make a Cat do anything, can you?// |
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No, I don't have a cat. My sister has a cat. My mother has a cat. My fiance has had three cats at one time or another. As for making a cat do something... Well you don't have to MAKE a cheetah chase stuff. They do that naturally. The objection that the race would be over quickly gives me pause, but then drag racing isn't exactly an all-day event. Maybe they could have a half-dozen cheetah races, if one doesn't last long enough. |
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They could chase the now obsolete greyhounds? |
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"They could chase the now obsolete greyhounds?" |
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heh heh
Now there's an idea. |
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They do go fast, but they get your fingers all orange, and ... oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about cheetohs. |
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Just chuck an antelope in there, sit back and watch nature in all its g(l)ory. |
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