Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Chris Pratfall

Please file under Traps: Chris Pratt.
 
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A person aproaches celebrity actor Chris Pratt for his autograph as a ruse only when it is too late Pratt realises the 5 page document he is signing is not a peice of fan memorabilia, but a divorce agreement. Pratt sudenly goes though all of the stages of grief that his acting teacher taught him, all the while realising that there is something p peculiar about the notary but before he can react rhe notary rips off a false mustache and reveals he is actually a Velociraptor. The very Velociraptor he fought in Jurrasic World, who, as luck would have it, happens to be sleeping with his wife.
bob, Aug 10 2017

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       'Clever girl.'
RayfordSteele, Aug 10 2017
  
      
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