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A person aproaches celebrity actor Chris Pratt for his
autograph as a ruse only when it is too late Pratt realises
the 5 page document he is signing is not a peice of fan
memorabilia, but a divorce agreement. Pratt sudenly goes
though all of the stages of grief that his acting teacher
him, all the while realising that there is something p
peculiar about the notary but before he can react rhe
notary rips off a
mustache and reveals he is actually a Velociraptor. The very
Velociraptor he fought in Jurrasic World, who, as luck
have it, happens to be sleeping with his wife.