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Click Notch Foam Squirt

Saves you money!
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Every morning, the male and hairy segment of the West's population dispose of an Exxon-Valdez sized slick of wasted shaving foam and gel, which bursts forth, near uncontrollably, from aerosols.

To eliminate this shocking profligacy, I present the Click Notch Foam Squirt. The CNFS is a revolution in aerosol nozzle design. Satisfyingly clicky, the rotating nozzle head is turned so that the shaver selects the appropriate dollop size, which the construction of the nozzle ensures is uniform. Dollops range in size from pea, for bumfluff sprouting teenage oiks, right through to "Full Blast" for cro-magnon yeti-men, like Richard Keys.

calum, Aug 09 2005

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       good +   

       edit: not for ladies.
dentworth, Aug 09 2005
  

       I thought You were going to say "hairy little squirt" [+]
skinflaps, Aug 09 2005
  

       would any man choose a minor setting (even when alone)?
po, Aug 09 2005
  

       What [po] said, with added snigger.
salachair, Aug 09 2005
  

       Go [calum] + Conservatively Nascent Foam Squirter.
reensure, Aug 09 2005
  

       Dentworth: Not for ladies? Do you prefer your women au-natural?
Freefall, Aug 09 2005
  

       dentworth doesn't prefer women, she prefers her men buffed and burly. I had mistakenly thought this idea was genderless product, but upon reread edited.
dentworth, Aug 09 2005
  

       Why do I keep reading this as "Crotch Foam Squirt"? I know, I know, it's disgusting! I blame lack of sleep and staring at a computer screen all day. By George, I think I've gone cross-eyed.
Machiavelli, Aug 09 2005
  

       Bun for the term: "Satisfyingly clicky" alone.
doctorremulac3, Aug 10 2005
  

       Bun.   

       One word for you [calum]: Noris.
Jinbish, Aug 10 2005
  

       ¿Cuál es Noris, señor?   

       //Why do I keep reading this as "Crotch Foam Squirt"?//
I suppose, Machi, that ladies' shaving foam aerosols could have a similar design feature, but I'd hesitate to suggest dollop size nomenclature as I am not benfrost.
calum, Aug 10 2005
  

       Nice, bun and all, even though I use a shaving brush with old fashoined shaving soap. Any extra stays in the cup for next time.   

       Would that be Chuck Noris?
oxen crossing, Aug 14 2005
  
      
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