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On the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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Ordinarily well-defended nunchuck-wielders lack security past airport checkpoints. A long, narrow sock of canvas cloth could be stowed in carry-on luggage next to several coin rolls filled with quarters. When terrorists take control of the plane, fill the sock with the appropriate number of rolls and
tie off the end. Then begin the elaborate, choreographed martial arts sequence.
(inspired by [po]'s coin-operated bullet proof vest)