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I was inspired by the Toastwriter,
something I thought at first was like a
inkjet printer where the ink nozzles were
replaced bij miniature bunsen burners.
This device would be hugely improved by
an additional butter and jam printing
mechanism. For this to work, the toast
would have to
cool down a little first.
When the temperature is sufficiently low,
the butter printer prints a buttery
monochrome image, but in negative, for
the butter is pale in relation to the toast.
This is the K part of CMYK. After this, the
jam printer applies blueberry jam (C),
raspberry jam (M) and lemon curd (Y).
Connect with USB, Software PostScript RIP
[jurist, Sep 30 2005]
||How is this new? This can't possibly be the first jam in a color printer.
||my old printer is toast. i had to fork out a lot of bread for the new one. have you ever needed to fork bread out before when yours was toast?
||Rather punderful there [schmendrick]. Should have started talking about what a jammy situation it left you in. I think that if I'm inspiring an idea, that I'm forced, by law, to like it, and I do, don't get me wrong. But surely the jam/butter would drip down the toast. Or is this a horizontal toaster?