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So, the sun just started shining in the UK for the first time this year. Which reminds us that winter must be just a few days away...
It's the perfect weather for the corned beef convertible. When the sun comes out, you take your giant key and slide it through the hook on the roof of your car. Slowly
turning the key, the metal roof begins to tear (in a very satisfying fashion) and rolls up neatly behind the back seats, the key still sticking out for all to see.
Our beleaguered automotive industry rejoices at the influx of welding jobs needed to replace the roofs at the end of each sunny day.
In years to come, the circle will become complete when Frey Bentos design the novelty car-shaped can of corned beef.
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Seen this joke before as a sardine can convertible in a cartoon somewhere. |
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Funny, impractical, still thought, as
amusing as it is, i have to give you a
fishbone, because of the time it woudl
take to weld it back on. i dunno maybe i
am taking it to seriously. |
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that's not souper, just lovely. |
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