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This would be, alternatively, a coffee drink that is food-
to have in it something that opens up the valve in-between the
paths to your stomach and to your lungs, in your throat, so that
were you to drink this concoction, the valve would open up, the
coffee would go down the wrong
way, you would cough
uncontrollably and the puniness of the product would be fulfilled,
thus providing sone sense of closure/pith, and hopefully creating
demand. Alternatively, the concoction could have in it, either
MDMA, or vitamin E, so that it could both fufil it's pithiness
and provide some function, or not, but still provide enough
as an idea to merit inclusion in the half bakery, QED or whatever.
||sorry I missed the part where you state *how* this is going to be accomplished. [-] not an invention.