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Cuddly borg

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Your very own cuddly borg fur-fabric doll to have and hold!

Endless hours of fun, just press the belly and hear it say "Assimilate! Assimilate"!!

Comes with many playmates, so you can assimilate) them all!!! *

*Please note 7/9 doll is not anatomically accurate, bog off you pervs.

<readies bunker in some high valley in the Himalayas, dons false beard..>

not_morrison_rm, May 08 2014

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       I've often wondered why there wasn't Borg dolls. Very good.   

       //false beard// I'd be thinking more along the lines of infrared dazzle-camo.
FlyingToaster, May 08 2014
  

       FT noted and corrected..
not_morrison_rm, May 08 2014
  

       Do they assimilate the other toys ? Wait.... do they assimilate the owner ?
FlyingToaster, May 08 2014
  

       You think you're funny, but you're not.
8th of 7, May 08 2014
  

       Not anatomically accurate [-]
Voice, May 08 2014
  

       //You think you're funny, but you're not   

       I do know that...
not_morrison_rm, May 08 2014
  

       Collectible...
pertinax, May 08 2014
  

       Sp. "Collectivable" ...
8th of 7, May 08 2014
  

       While training my wild mustang I used to tell him "Resistance is futile - you will be assimilated". And he was...
normzone, May 08 2014
  

       Like the battlestar galactica (origianal!) moffet bear?
terryo, May 10 2014
  

       The cuddleborg should have kiddy-valium loaded into its assimilation-spicules.
FlyingToaster, May 10 2014
  


 

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