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10 - 15 ' diameter cast iron skillet
set up over a gigantic stove top or an over sized campfire
Play some wild music jump in the pan barefoot then dance,
Play some wild music add some butter or oil roll around in
pan nude until you achieve the appropriate coloring.
Dance Pan Tan Pan
could also be used a disciplinary device.
||Yikes! (Is that Dr. Livingston, I presume, in that pot?)
||"Ok, so I take the Golden Dance Pan-Tan Pan, put it in the van, give it to Dan who'll give it to Fran. That's the plan."
"That's the plan?"
"Who said that?"
"I'm Stan and I'm the man and you just got ten days in the can for stealing the Golden Dance Pan-Tan Pan."
||Can't I just use it for baking a flan?
||Walking on hot coals only works because, while the temperature of coal might be high, the specific heat capacity of coal and its thermal conductivity is low. Cast iron at the same temperature as coal will char your feet pretty quickly - like the surface of a juicy steak - as it has a high specific heat capacity and a high thermal conductivity. So a [-] for inflicting crippling burn injuries on people who didn't listen to their school physics lessons.
||[+] for inflicting crippling burn injuries on people who didn't listen to their school physics lessons. Serves them right.