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engineer "fuzzy" grass such then when dandelion seeds come blowing in the wind, they get caught like velcro in the top of the grass blades thus preventing the seed from reaching the ground, taking root and growing dandelions.
Engineered Dandelion-Proof. [Cedar Park, Oct 17 2004]
I will vouch for this stuff. [Shz, Oct 17 2004]
...or find a use for them... [phoenix, Oct 17 2004]
Not to be confused with KY Jelly [DeathNinja, Oct 17 2004]
||<trick question>"Engineer" how?</trick question>
||Why, in a laboratory, of course. <link>
||You got a problem wif dandelions?