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Defensive Fitness Purse

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I noticed that you can measure an individuals physical and mental health by observing the general size and fullness of said individuals purse.

Today I am proud to offer the world Defensive Fitness Purse.

This is a purse fashioned with a discreet bottom chamber that may be filled with contents of choice. Be it a cast iron frying pan or fitness barbells the user can decide.

If you are fitness conscious and may not have free time to hit the gym on a regular schedule you may choose this purse option as a means to extend tour training.

If you feel generally insecure or threatened as you pass through the many environments that comprise your daily life you now have an option to wield a purse capable of delivering a formidable defensive impact.

vfrackis, Apr 10 2015

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       //I noticed that you can measure an individuals physical and mental health by observing the general size and fullness of said individuals purse.//   

       What if it contains a bible?
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 10 2015
  

       My mom's first purse gun was a .357 Colt Python with the 2" barrel. She said if she couldn't draw it she could always swing it.
normzone, Apr 10 2015
  

       //What if it contains a bible?// Then some atheist type will come along and claim it has no weight and is therefore ineffective. This delusion will be useful during a mugging.
FlyingToaster, Apr 10 2015
  

       I knew a person who carried all kinds of junk around in a big backpack. They read in a womens magazine, that you would fill whatever bag you had, so they followed the advice to force downsize by getting an elegant petite handbag. Then they carried the handbag everywhere in the backpack along with all the other junk.
pocmloc, Apr 11 2015
  
      
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