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The latest in our line of patient-friendly tools, designed to put people at ease while in The Chair, is the cute and cuddly 'Mossie the Mosquito'.
Just fit the drill inside the body of the 54x-size, friendly critter, attaching the extension rod through the mouthparts, and you're all set to give Mr.Tooth-Decay
a good drubbing.
The whine of the pneumatics combined with the exhaust-powered fluttering wings are guaranteed to provide patients with an experience they'll never forget, especially if they've had a good dose of nitrous from our 'Larry the Leech' anaesthetic mask.
Ollie the Octopus chair-restraints sold separately.
You should already know this [Whistlebritches, Aug 17 2011]
||What with his, and a small amount of an Ergot derivative added to the local anaesthetic and a "trip to the dentist" takes on a whole new (and terrifying) meaning,
||To really round out the experience, consider a "Freddy the Facehugger" anaesthetic mask. A properly engineered tail would ensure that the patient would remain still and not try to bolt for the door. Come to think of it, a sufficiently constrictive tail would eliminate the need for anesthetic. But then the mosquito would be pointless... oh, forget it.
||No, no, don't stop there, you're on to something. C'mon, don't give up so easily.
||Something that was invented by Valve Software.