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Beaded man! Stubbly woman! Precocious child! Hairless cat! You may have shaved with one of those fancy new razors sporting two three or even four parallel blades. Did you like your shave? The more blades, the better the shave!
BUNGCO has now taken this concept to its logical conclusion. The
Dodecablade has a cluster of Twenty small Blades, each riding on its own spring. With current long parallel blades, the owner is forced to slice off moles and bumps to closely shave those low nooks and crannies. Each miniblade of the new Dodecablade seeks its own level: one blade rides up and over that lump, while its neighbor delves deep into the adjacent crevasse.
All prior methods of hair removal are obsolete! You will never have been so smooooooth! Order today and you'll receive the Dodecablade Expansion Kit, allowing you to snap together 2, 3 or more Dodecablades onto one long handle for easy shaving of backs, buttocks and other large hairy expanses.
War of the Razors
[philmckraken, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Spishak Mach 20
Second paragraph [swimr, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
When 4 blades just isn't enough [xaviergisz, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
||Since it apparently cost $750 million (!!!) to develop the 3 blade razor (see link), how much will it cost to develop this?
||I saw a madtv skit where they did this...I can't remember
how many blades though.
||Yes and every pack comes with a free "how -to-do-it- yourself" skin grafting kit
||Link, wow, both have 20 blades.
||MAD magazine ran a piece showing a sort of a 2-handed 'band' type razor with hundreds of razors. The thing looked like a 2-foot flexible tongue scraper/ sander, which was drawn lengthwise across the face. Can't find a link, tho...