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An RFID pickup loop that fits around the front door of your dwelling.
You attach RFID tags to your cellphone, wallet, glasses, car keys, hearing aid, walking stick, spare incontinence pads and other important items*.
If you try to go through the door without a "registered" item, you hear a warning
chime, and a synthesized voice reminds you, "You haven't got your <missing item>"
* Since your large calibre personal weapon is always either on your person or within arm's reach, no warning is required.
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||Ah, so you've reached that stage in life, [8th]?
||// so you've reached that stage in life, //
||No, we have no need of such a device. It is intended as an aid for the forgetful, absent-minded, and terminally bewildered - such as yourself.
||... no ... sorry, it's gone.