Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Door reminder

You know you want it
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An RFID pickup loop that fits around the front door of your dwelling.

You attach RFID tags to your cellphone, wallet, glasses, car keys, hearing aid, walking stick, spare incontinence pads and other important items*.

If you try to go through the door without a "registered" item, you hear a warning chime, and a synthesized voice reminds you, "You haven't got your <missing item>"

* Since your large calibre personal weapon is always either on your person or within arm's reach, no warning is required.

8th of 7, Feb 23 2018


       Ah, so you've reached that stage in life, [8th]?
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 23 2018

       I thought this would be a thing that reminds you that there is the very concept of a door, lest you forget that doors exist.
Ian Tindale, Feb 23 2018

       // so you've reached that stage in life, //   

       No, we have no need of such a device. It is intended as an aid for the forgetful, absent-minded, and terminally bewildered - such as yourself.
8th of 7, Feb 23 2018

       I hope its Shackleton's. I only buy from the best.
bigsleep, Feb 23 2018

       If ever I happened to move into a rented place with one of those installed, I'd immediately blow it to jonesereens with my large calibre personal weapon, before it could even begin to utter "...your purple berries"...heh heh heh
Edie, Feb 24 2018

       Well, obviously we ...   

       ... no ... sorry, it's gone.
pertinax, Feb 24 2018

       Have you checked down the settee? Oh wait, that money’s mine, I left it there.
Ian Tindale, Feb 24 2018

       “Your door is ajar...”
RayfordSteele, Feb 25 2018

       in thru the outjar   

       the jars of perception   

       what's behind the green jar
Edie, Mar 02 2018

       i see a red jar and i want it painted black   

       you opened up your jar...couldn't believe my luck   

       the long and winding road, that leads me to your jar   

       doncha love her madly...as she's walking out the jar...
Edie, Mar 02 2018


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