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Drunken Slur Translator

converts unintelligible drunk talk into proper language
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Although this might cut down on the amount of stories your friends can make fun of you about, it would help the Denny's waitress understand you DO want the biscuits and gravy poured over your Reuben.
bpslob, Jun 29 2000

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       Could backfire though. After all, the waitress would also understand you when you said you wanted to take her home and have sex with her all night in all manner of positions.....
MrTheRich, Jun 29 2000
  

       Se habla wino [located in Frank and Ernest cartoon memory file somewhere in My Gray Matter]
thumbwax, Sep 22 2000
  

       I'd rather see a device that translates proper language into unintelligible drunk talk-- a reverse drunken slur translator (RDST). So that when you see that pretty girl or your boss, you can tell her/him what you really want to say and not fear that they will understand it (unless they have a drunken slur translator). Plus this device could help designated drivers fit it better with the crowd.
sh4linux, Aug 21 2001
  

       I do not have a drinking problem.....yet
cuban_chi, Feb 26 2004
  

       EXCELLENT IDEA NOW WE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT DRUNK PEOPLE WANT NOT THAT ANYONE CARES BECAUSE THERE TOO DRUNK TO GET IT ANYWAY BUT HEY IT'S ALL GOOD
dan23, Feb 26 2004
  
      
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