Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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EZMAM
Spray on meat in a can
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Are you tired of cooking? Fridge broken? Or are you just tired of having to cut your own meat? Well look no further, EZMAM is for you. With a indefinate shelf life and a cant be beaten taste this edible oil product contains 10% real meat . It can be sprayed on your plate or directly in your mouth. Similar to ez cheese but meat,also available in smoked tulibe and pork.

ezmam, Apr 20 2001

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       I'll bet it goes great with spravy.

nick_n_uit, Apr 24 2001
  
      
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