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Eating with your hands is the most
efficient way, here's how this idea
A soft disposable vinyl glove fits
this hard plastic jointed utility glove
designed for your table needs.
The glove exoskeleton has scored
fingertips for picking up slippery
food, a spoon off the
side of the
palm and a slightly serrated edge
of the index finger for cutting.
You won't cut your hands on stone
crab claws and with the added vice
grip attachment you can even crack
When you are done, the disposable
vinyl glove gets thrown out and the
plastic exoskeleton goes into the
dishwasher. Clean hands, sanitary
conditions and less mess.
||<your mother> If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times... </your mother>
||Or just wash your hands before and after...
||I'm fishboning this because you lose so much of the dining experience if you put a piece of vinyl between your hands and your food.
||Nope. Use your teeth to crack those crabs and your fingernails to scrape out the meat if necessary....more satisfying that way.
||Try eating with your feet.