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Some jackets already have leather
at the elbows for increased wear and tear
protection. Elbowgluteus Minimus are a
modification to these that convert them
into a set of small buttocks.
Like the gluteus maximus which, inter
sitting on hard surfaces, they provide
increased comfort when resting on the
elbows during long meetings. This action
otherwise causes much discomfort to
those with bony joints.
Being shaped like buttocks, they will
naturally require a range of "elbow
outfits", such as miniature skirts and
underwear for women, and a sort of
legged trouser, complete with mini
pockets for men.
[normzone, Aug 19 2008]
||It is easy to get the two confused, I bought a pair of trousers just the other week with a pair of elbow-type projections in the seat - most uncomfortable!
||They could be made compulsory for
people travelling by tube (subway) in rush-
hour, as a consideration to elbowees. [+]
||Excuse me, did you just grab my elbowass?
||"Do my elbows look big in this ?"