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Elbowgluteus Minimus

elbows + Gluteus maximus = Elbowgluteus Minimus
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Some jackets already have leather patches at the elbows for increased wear and tear protection. Elbowgluteus Minimus are a modification to these that convert them into a set of small buttocks.

Like the gluteus maximus which, inter alia, facilitate sitting on hard surfaces, they provide increased comfort when resting on the elbows during long meetings. This action otherwise causes much discomfort to those with bony joints.

Being shaped like buttocks, they will naturally require a range of "elbow outfits", such as miniature skirts and flashy underwear for women, and a sort of single legged trouser, complete with mini pockets for men.

xenzag, Nov 01 2007

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       It is easy to get the two confused, I bought a pair of trousers just the other week with a pair of elbow-type projections in the seat - most uncomfortable!
zen_tom, Nov 01 2007
  

       They could be made compulsory for people travelling by tube (subway) in rush- hour, as a consideration to elbowees. [+]
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 01 2007
  

       Excuse me, did you just grab my elbowass?
ye_river_xiv, Aug 20 2008
  

       "Do my elbows look big in this ?"
8th of 7, Aug 20 2008
  
      
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