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Yeah, I wish it made more sense too.
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Having finally realised that the previous Gentleman's
Dissembler hat is great if all door frames were 10 ft tall,
I came up with something simpler.
A simple cap, with a camera that does face recognition.
It scans for people you owe money to, embittered exe's
and so on. It scans mobile phones
in your cell area and
their GPS locations, it also provides a real-time Google
Map route to avoid all such embarrassments.
The Beta includes hacking the street cameras to give a
greater coverage, links to flight ticket agencies that
operate 24/7, and the nearest false beard shop.
||Bass, the lowest frequency fish, are quite an
inconvenience when applied to an innocent person
who just happened to be passing. The embassing of
a person for no reason whatsoever, and having to
peel of these low frequency fish off for the rest of
the day is inconvenient. Embassment is one of the
perpetual hazards of modern commuting. Ive
never actually been embassed, but Ive seen it
happen many times.
||Dammit, you got me bang to rights on that....go on, throw
on the bracelets guvnor...
NB Tempted to post this as "Embossment avoidance
||That has the stamp of a good idea. It's got real punch, you just need to hammer it into shape.
||I misread "Cap" as "Cup", and thought of competitive not-being-embarrassed.
||//Ive seen it happen many times//
||... but not very frequently, it seems.