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Embarrassment Avoidance Cap

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Having finally realised that the previous Gentleman's Dissembler hat is great if all door frames were 10 ft tall, I came up with something simpler.

A simple cap, with a camera that does face recognition. It scans for people you owe money to, embittered exe's and so on. It scans mobile phones in your cell area and their GPS locations, it also provides a real-time Google Map route to avoid all such embarrassments.

The Beta includes hacking the street cameras to give a greater coverage, links to flight ticket agencies that operate 24/7, and the nearest false beard shop.

not_morrison_rm, Apr 29 2018

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       Bass, the lowest frequency fish, are quite an inconvenience when applied to an innocent person who just happened to be passing. The embassing of a person for no reason whatsoever, and having to peel of these low frequency fish off for the rest of the day is inconvenient. Embassment is one of the perpetual hazards of modern commuting. I’ve never actually been embassed, but I’ve seen it happen many times.
Ian Tindale, Apr 29 2018
  

       Dammit, you got me bang to rights on that....go on, throw on the bracelets guvnor...   

       NB Tempted to post this as "Embossment avoidance wossername"
not_morrison_rm, Apr 29 2018
  

       That has the stamp of a good idea. It's got real punch, you just need to hammer it into shape.
8th of 7, Apr 29 2018
  

       I misread "Cap" as "Cup", and thought of competitive not-being-embarrassed.
pertinax, Apr 29 2018
  

       //I’ve seen it happen many times//   

       ... but not very frequently, it seems.
pertinax, Apr 29 2018
  
      
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