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10W I.R. lasers, built into pistol-like devices, and kept
All pupils and staff are issued with, and must carry at all
times, safety goggles with a peak cutoff matching the
Next time your school has a shooting, everybody whips
their goggles, and the
first person to grab the laser can
it around at random in the hopes of dazzling or blinding
gunman, safe in the knowledge that pupils, pupils' pupils
and staff are
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