Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Evil Robot
A robot that's evil. And makes waffles.
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I always wanted a robot to do my evil bidding. We could go to the park and tazer[sp?] people, make hilarious prank phone calls, toss exploding golf balls out at driving ranges, and whistle at girls by a construction site. Then when the cops come to spoil your fun, just say "the robot did it" and you're free!

AfroAssault, Nov 19 2000

Futurama's Bender http://www.morefutu...m/bios/bender.shtml
Steals, boozes and secretly desires to "kill all humans". [mrkillboy, Nov 19 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

MTV's Jackass http://www.mtv.com/...v/tubescan/jackass/
A meat and gristle version of what you want. [reensure, Nov 19 2000]

Robot Frank http://web.archive....m/classic/index.htm
Frank seems to be on the right track. [Lirp, Nov 19 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]



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       I imagine this robot to be somewhat of a smartass as well.

mrkillboy, Nov 19 2000
  

       Well, that takes care of the SmartAss Degree, Afro...

thumbwax, Nov 25 2000
  

       Big Brother kicks ass

AfroAssault, Dec 14 2000
  

       evil robot Bill & Ted

technobadger, Jan 19 2002
  

       Mmm...waffles.

MikeOxbig, Jan 28 2006
  


 
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