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A robot that's evil. And makes waffles.
I always wanted a robot to do my evil bidding. We could go to the park and tazer[sp?] people, make hilarious prank phone calls, toss exploding golf balls out at driving ranges, and whistle at girls by a construction site. Then when the cops come to spoil your fun, just say "the robot did it" and you're
Steals, boozes and secretly desires to "kill all humans". [mrkillboy, Nov 19 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
A meat and gristle version of what you want. [reensure, Nov 19 2000]
Frank seems to be on the right track. [Lirp, Nov 19 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
||I imagine this robot to be somewhat of a smartass as well.
||Well, that takes care of the SmartAss Degree, Afro...