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Professional croissant on closed course. Do not attempt.
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Next time a friend sits on your couch, just push a button and it blows up along with making a really terrific fart sound, killing them instantly!
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Hmmm. It sounds like a good way of ending up with no friends. Wouldn't it be better if the couch swallowed them up and then deposited them unharmed in the basement instead? It'd make a great talking point. |
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I can think of one office I would like to send this to for a receptionist whose receptions are frostbitchin. I wouldn't lose any sleep if this {censored censored censored censored] was chunks on a wall. |
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Does anyone else notice a lot of anger recently in the halfbakery? |
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Not me. None of us are arguing amongst ourselves. We all get along juuust fine. You look tired, would you like to take a nap? I'll go outside so as to not ruin my hear...disturb your slumber. |
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