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//Uh... the idea?//
Just over there <-
in the title and summary. [+] |
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Love Fabergé, love peanuts. |
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wouldn't you be tempted to eat it though? |
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btw - timely reminder - never eat the nibbles at an orgy (not even the fabergé ones) |
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Thanks [po], I was going to binge on pretzels at tonights sex party down the local crack house. I shall now remember to have a little something to eat before I go. |
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hey, what happened to MY invite? |
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Did I ever tell you guys about my Easter egg
tragedy? I joyously gobbled up what I thought was
a yummy Easter egg on a hunt one year. To my
ultimate horror it was indeedy a real blue jay egg. |
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The yolk sort of gushed outta my mouth and ran
down my chin on to my bright colorful new Easter
dress. |
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My sister was never the same as she watched in
shock and disbelief. |
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Oh yeah the idea. What a beautiful peanut 'cha
got there [calum]. |
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blissy that story is awfuk! |
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you bet kiddo. that's why I love birds now. Guilt
guilt guilt. |
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//Love Fabergé, love peanuts//
And the great smell of Brut. |
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Can you explain your idea? Is it just a painted peanut? |
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A Fabergé peanut would be a peanut with the same treatment as the eggs - not just painted, but diamond-encrusted, and when you look inside there's perhaps a tiny little gem-encrusted circus elephant in one side, and it makes a trumpeting sound when you shake it. Something like that. |
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I know what Faberge eggs are. I assumed he wasn't going to put diamonds on his peanuts. |
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I don't think these would be for eating any more than the eggs are!
[SFX: static crackle] Mr. Hirst, please pick up the diamond-encrusted courtesy phone. |
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[+] but it would be better with a coffee bean. :) |
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//I know what Faberge eggs are. I assumed he wasn't going to put diamonds on his peanuts.//
there's a tagline in there somewhere... |
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shorten that to *nuts* and that's hilarious. |
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I think it's the alliterative aspect... |
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//blissy that story is awfuk!// |
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That's a bit strong, don't you think? |
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yes yes it's awfukilly strong. |
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//I assumed he wasn't going to put diamonds on his peanuts.// |
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//blissy that story is awfuk!// |
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Aw fuk! I lost a diamond... don't worry baby, that stone will pass in no time! |
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I love brevity but there is such a thing as too much brevity. |
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Especially when it comes to an idea of this
magnitude! |
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i have a deathly faberge allergy. |
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That will save you some money then k_sra. |
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Is this idea anything to do with Jimmy Carter? [link] |
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