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Face Facecloths are face shaped cloths printed with the
features of the iconic. All are included: the famous, the
notorious, the religious, the shameless, and the shamed, the
ugly and the beautiful. The range can be extended for
purposes i.e. general house cleaning.
Can there be a
more satisfying thought than mopping the
using the face of a well known political figure on the end of
a stick, their contorted features squashed into a grubby
corner, or the idea of being in the bath, lovingly wiping the
soap from know where, using the face of you know who ?
When finished using them, they could be stored in such a
manner as to reveal their best feature, isolated from the
rest of the face by careful folding.
Also think how splendid the range would look as they
fluttered upside down on the clothesline on a windy day, or
tumbled around in a washing machine, fragments of their
features occasionally sliding down the inside of the soapy
Bill Clinton Toilet Paper
[DesertFox, Dec 11 2005]
||I dunno. I think I prefer the shoe version - a certain Middle Eastern resonance there.
||This reminds me of Bill Clinton Toilet Paper.
||Lets see, getting blowjobs, or killing people..... HMMMM
||//Can there be a more satisfying thought . . . ?// Yes, giving this a fishbone, or almost any other thought.