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Faith Healer Aura Creator

Hidden Ion Zap Gun in the rafters.
 
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The Reverend Brother Billy always had an electric personality, and now he was going to capitalize on it much more when the parishioners discover that he always seems to have some kind of electrostatic gifting, thanks to his new toy and his well-hidden wife, who aims an ion gun in his direction upon queue.

He looked out over the congregation as they poured in, looking like a sea of red in their MAGA hats. 'Oh yes, the harvest is ripe...'

RayfordSteele, Apr 12 2017

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