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Femme FurTail

For when the end is nigh...
 
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A new addition to the hound class, bred specifically to sniff out surviving human females during/after the apocalypse/rapture/ ragnarok. We're going to need all the help we can get to round 'em up and ensure the survival of our species.
21 Quest, May 28 2011

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       Hopefully the tracking animal gets to have the velvet underground song for a soundtrack as it searches about.
Zimmy, May 31 2011
  

       Oh totally.
21 Quest, May 31 2011
  

       //We're going to need all the help we can get to round 'em up and ensure the survival of our species.// Didn't manage to read Mr Hargreaves's latest: Little Miss Ogonist. I am presuming it was good, judging from your idea.
4whom, May 31 2011
  

       Does she get a dog for sniffing out you, or is this one-way traffic?
  

       You see, I'm picturing a woman of child-bearing age, but not necessarily attractive to you, pursuing you with the perpetuation of the species in mind, guided by the elegant pointing of a highly-trained dick-spaniel, to the strains of Yackety Sax. No offense intended. It just made me laugh.
pertinax, Jun 01 2011
  

       That would be a cocker spaniel... and I really hope not!
21 Quest, Jun 01 2011
  

       Why Product: Tool: Screw ??
  

       Oh! Is it an attempt at humour?
  

       Ha.
  

       Ha.
Canuck, Jun 01 2011
  

       ;-)
21 Quest, Jun 01 2011
  

       Been watching A Boy and His Dog recently?
  

       Just at a guess, after the apocalypse, soap and running water may be in short supply. Trained dogs might not be necessary.
ye_river_xiv, Oct 28 2011
  

       Five months ago to this day, I was lying in a hospital bed with bits of swamp stuck in my hair, blissfully unaware that A) the survival of our species was at stake and B) the facilitation of post-apocalyptic coitus had been delegated to [21 Quest].
  

       I'm glad these things have been sorted out by a qualified professional.
Alterother, Oct 28 2011
  

       I wouldn't say 'professional', but I am more than qualified...
21 Quest, Oct 28 2011
  

       I guessing that if the women are in hiding the future of the race is clearly in question, even if you can find them.
WcW, Oct 28 2011
  

       Yeah, I didn't really think about that... Why exactly are the women hiding?
Alterother, Oct 28 2011
  

       We can address their reasons for hiding after they've been located.
21 Quest, Oct 28 2011
  
      
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