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This is a drink dispensing machine, like many fountain drink machines which have
come before. The difference is that all eight taps deliver water.
Not just any water, though - seven of the taps deliver water filtered through brand-
name high end commercial filters: Aquasana, Brita, Everpure, Whirlpool,
whatever is available in your area.
The eighth tap just says "Unfiltered". (It didn't originally say "unfiltered sludge";
somebody from Flint wrote that in there.) You can get that for free, if you want it.
||+ Your nobody til somebody buns you, so find someone and bun them today! tra la
||Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Flint, Mich
They're a page right out of history
||Water ain't what they are really good at.
But the other seven fountains taste kinda flat.
||Flint is free and tastes like blee p.