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Fingernail Culture

A tasty treat made while you sleep!
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Imagine waking tired and hungry with a throat raw from snoring, to then realize that you’ve got finger-licking good, fresh yoghurt right at your under-nail fingertips. Yes, this ingenious kit has the instructions and equipment (eyedropper) you need to produce a whole tablespoon of smooth, healthy yoghurt in the privacy of your own bed.

Starting with only two bare hands with clean, medium length fingernails, warmed milk and a pinkie of yoghurt saved from the day before, you’ll be quickly on your way to night shift production of your breakfast snack. Thumb-sucking will never be the same…slurp…mmm!

FarmerJohn, Jan 02 2005

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       grow your own penicillin on another finger for that raw throat.
po, Jan 02 2005
  

       So the ol' blue veined junket gun is now obsolete?....dang...
ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 02 2005
  

       Do I want to know where this tofu came from?   

       ahh - the perfect application for vagina jam.
benfrost, Jan 02 2005
  

       I'll need somewhere to store the honey and walnuts. That's the only way I'll eat the yogurt.
Machiavelli, Jan 02 2005
  
      
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