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Fish Car

An advanced fish self steering transport.
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Where would fish go if they could travel on land. I have always wondered this. So I propose an experimental vehicle to find out. I have found a few similar ideas, but it seems they all require the fish bowl to acually roll. Well, not this one. Inspired by the Darpa Challenge (www.darpa.mil/ grandchallenge/) my design requires the fish bowl to be mounted on a 4 to 6 wheel drive system. There would also need to be a little computer and other special electionic items mounted on board (not my specialty). Basically the fish would have a small chip on or embedded in its head. The only info you need to get from it is what direction the fish is facing in and how fast his/her little tail is wiggling. This can be translated into speed and direction in the computer. I settled on the awd system because I thought the first experiment could be to leave the Fish Vehicle at the top of a beach and see if the little guy goes for the ocean. It would also be interesting to see what happens if you have multiple vehicles and fish that school together. The mental image is fantastic. It could give a whole new meaning to Land Shark. Definitely a conversation piece.
zamondo, Oct 20 2005

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       You definitely have potential for the SciFi Channel. Innocent wonderings like this by well meaning but misguided mad scientists is what leads to horrors like the Cyborg Landquarium of Dr Zamondo - wheeled pirhana chasing down poodles, sawfish on Segways slashing passersby, enormous oarfish riding 10 motorcyles at once and jumping over 10 more motorcycles - ah yes. For you, an enormous bun in the shape of a monster car-crushing whale shark with overinflated tires.
bungston, Oct 20 2005
  

       I think the attention span of most fish would make the vehicle incapable of winning the Darpa challenge.
jellydoughnut, Oct 21 2005
  

       oh dear, this looks interesting. may I just mark this space...   

       oh no, I'm not...
po, Oct 21 2005
  

       I like this idea, but unless you used a sole or a halibut, I think that the fish should have the same verticle freedom that they have in the ocean. Perhaps you could mount the fish bowl onto a Genie® mobile lift.
spiraliii, Oct 21 2005
  

       hey po, you're cheating.
oxen crossing, Oct 21 2005
  

       Maybe I could use little bonsai dolphins... they have an attention span and procreate for fun. We may see them at the local Night Club.
zamondo, Oct 28 2005
  

       you could just use the same technology used in video game movement capture- if any kid can afford it-then im sure someone can adapt it to recongnize a fish's movements
tatmkr, Jun 23 2006
  

       Interesting. The author posted this idea and anno, one other anno on another idea, the word "Hello" on his profile page, and then dropped out of sight.   

       Talk about passing like fish cars in the night -
normzone, Jun 23 2006
  
      
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