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Create havoc in a crowded space with Flea Propeller Jacket. As the name suggests, this is a jacket that sprays a fog of hungry fleas outwards upon activation.
The fleas are carefully pre-loaded into hundreds of tiny paddocks attached to the exterior surface of the garment.
A single container of
compressed air is connected to the back each of the paddocks via a system of tubes built into the lining of the jacket.
At the flick of a pocket concealed switch, the paddock doors simultaneously all swing open, and a single blast of the compressed air propels a cloud of the voracious fleas in every direction.
At this point it's best if the jacket wearer beats a rapid retreat from the midst of the crowd, unless the sneaky camouflaged paddocks version has been used.
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Very useful for crowds in places like Black Friday sales. Shoot your load and wait for a few minutes as the crowd disperses, then go back and get those cheaper items. |
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Maybe you don't really know what halfbaked means? |
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