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Flea Propeller Jacket

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Create havoc in a crowded space with Flea Propeller Jacket. As the name suggests, this is a jacket that sprays a fog of hungry fleas outwards upon activation.

The fleas are carefully pre-loaded into hundreds of tiny paddocks attached to the exterior surface of the garment.

A single container of compressed air is connected to the back each of the paddocks via a system of tubes built into the lining of the jacket.

At the flick of a pocket concealed switch, the paddock doors simultaneously all swing open, and a single blast of the compressed air propels a cloud of the voracious fleas in every direction.

At this point it's best if the jacket wearer beats a rapid retreat from the midst of the crowd, unless the sneaky camouflaged paddocks version has been used.

xenzag, Jan 17 2016

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       Very useful for crowds in places like Black Friday sales. Shoot your load and wait for a few minutes as the crowd disperses, then go back and get those cheaper items.
AngelEleven, Jan 17 2016
  

       Maybe you don't really know what halfbaked means?
xenzag, Jan 18 2016
  
      
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