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Flying Down to Rio

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FLY CANADIAN ! With a light weight harness supporting just two passengers seated in T V equipped 'Lazy Boys',attached and carried by A 'Gaggle' of geese,(Genus:Kanuckia) you'll experience the serenity of low level flight to Cancun or Rio D' Janero.while sipping on Espresso Alfresco.

The virtually soundless propulsion is furnished by real Canadien geese tethered in a graceful 'Vee' formation, is described by many as Poultry in Motion. (Or, Cut Loose with the Use of the Goose

bluto, May 26 2003

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       Todays inflight movie will be Goose Busters.   

       Is that an African or European goose?
Cedar Park, May 27 2003
  

       geese!... I mean, Geez! What have you been smoking?
Pericles, May 27 2003
  

       I think you would probably need a small airship to make the passengers both aerodynamic and bouyant. Your flying birds should be as large as possible - when I've used this idea in fantasy role-playing games I've always used giant geese.
Aristotle, May 27 2003
  

       "virtually soundless" - hardly.
DrCurry, May 27 2003
  

       This reminded me of Monty Burn's model plane, the Spruce Goose. Alas, no croissant for you.
goober, May 27 2003
  

       Would an umbrella be provided to avoid white rain?   

       Oh and I'll help [bluto] out ).
Worldgineer, May 27 2003
  

       //Is that an African or European goose?//   

       That sounds really familiar, [Cedar Park]. What's the reference?
snarfyguy, May 27 2003
  

       snarf, when in doubt, guess Python.
waugsqueke, May 27 2003
  

       you're thinking parrots, waugs.
po, May 27 2003
  

       Swallow.
waugsqueke, May 27 2003
  

       <starting cylcle again> African or European? <starting cylcle again>
goober, May 27 2003
  

       [po]: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Scene 1. Knowwhatimean? Say no more, say no more!
Cedar Park, May 28 2003
  

       I know - lets see how many python inspired ideas we can create. No wait...lets not
miasere, May 28 2003
  

       What has Python ever done for us?
egbert, May 28 2003
  
      
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